getting a bad score on a test you were sure you were gonna do well on
When people take your side in the argument
you can have your boats and hoes, ill be over here with my yachts and thots
with great power comes a great electricity bill
When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
when you try your best but don’t succeed
police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck
why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
dont trust people who dont keep their starter pokemon
do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies