clestroying:

getting a bad score on a test you were sure you were gonna do well on

clestroying:

When people take your side in the argument

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spork:

you can have your boats and hoes, ill be over here with my yachts and thots

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

clestroying:

When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend

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maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

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congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

okaymad:

when you try your best but don’t succeed

kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

prolusion:

why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

imayoshishouichi:

dont trust people who dont keep their starter pokemon

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies